Blooooooooooooood

I try and do a good deed and give some of my juicy O+ every 8 weeks when the vampire bank calls and makes their request. At least half the time, my iron is too low (barely!) and they won't have me. How dare they? My stuff ain't good enough? Whatever! It's so frustrating! Then they lecture me on what foods to eat and tell me I should take pills, etc. I freaking know. But no, I'm not going to try again in two weeks, thanks... I'll just wait for their cool little motor home to come back to work. Farewell for now, pricks! Needle prick-ers that is!!